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Where jungle heat meets garage grit
The Tiki Rat isn’t here to cruise — it's screaming through paradise behind the wheel of a flame-belching monster, tiki idols snarling retro island terror. This women’s soft-style tee channels the reckless energy of hot rod culture and the kitschy chaos of retro tiki lore.
-🏁 Original Asphalt Anarchist artwork—grit in every pixel and zero apologies
-⛽ Full-front “Tiki Rat” design—jungle chaos & rockabilly grit
-🌋 Back collar “Tiki Idol” detail—a tiny totem of trouble
-⚡ Soft-spun & street-ready—100% ring-spun cotton tee, lightweight & breathable, narrow rib collar that keeps the neckline polished for layering under leather or rocking solo under neon tiki lights
-💀 Cut to flatter, built to thrill—semi-fitted style with side-seamed construction hugs the body just right, offering a sleek, feminine silhouette that stays comfortable through every burnout and bar crawl
Built for burnouts, beach nights, and bad decisions
Asphalt Anarchist Clothing Co.
OLD SKOOL HOT ROD APPAREL
Crafted chaos. No conveyor belt.
Every Asphalt Anarchist piece is made just for you the moment you drop the hammer on that order. No warehouses, no deadstock—just fresh-pressed rebellion built one badass tee at a time.
Yeah, it might take a little longer to ride your way, but that’s the price of doing it right, not mass-produced. Thanks for keepin’ it raw, real, and responsibly reckless.
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 25 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 26 | 35-38 |
L | 27 | 39-41 |
XL | 28 | 42-45 |
2XL | 28 ½ | 46-48 |