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Hell’s official uniform for the misfits who never played nice.
From the dugouts of damnation comes the Satan’s All Star Tee from Asphalt Anarchist. This tee blends varsity vibes with occult edge: “Satan’s” in cursed cursive over a pentagram, “All-Star” stamped below, and 666 stitched on the back collar. Soft enough to sleep in, loud enough to get banned from the league.
-🏁 Original Asphalt Anarchist artwork—Built for survivors, stitched for sinners, worn by legends
-🔥 Full-front “Satan's All Star” design—For the cursed, the chosen, and chronically defiant
-💀 Back collar "666" detail—Because salvation was never the goal
-⚙️ 100% pre-shrunk cotton—Clean, cursed, and ready to raise hell
-🛠️ Men’s soft-style crew neck—Ritualwear comfort for the eternally defiant
Wear it like you just got drafted by Hell.
Asphalt Anarchist Clothing Co.
OLD SKOOL HOT ROD APPAREL
Crafted chaos. No conveyor belt.
Every Asphalt Anarchist piece is made just for you the moment you drop the hammer on that order. No warehouses, no deadstock—just fresh-pressed rebellion built one badass tee at a time.
Yeah, it might take a little longer to ride your way, but that’s the price of doing it right, not mass-produced. Thanks for keepin’ it raw, real, and responsibly reckless.
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LENGTH |
WIDTH |
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| SMALL | 28" | 18" | |
| MEDIUM | 29" | 20" | |
| LARGE | 30" | 22" | |
| XL | 31" | 24" | |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
