Back view of the Satan’s All Star Heavy Zipper Hoodie in black from Asphalt Anarchist. Featuring a bold pentagram emblem team emblem, 666 ball image, pentagrams down the sleeves. Think baseball team from hell. AI-generated image.
Back view of the Satan’s All Star Heavy Zipper Hoodie in black, gray, or navy from Asphalt Anarchist. Featuring a bold pentagram emblem team emblem, 666 ball image, pentagrams down the sleeves. Think baseball team from hell. AI-generated image.
Guy in a bar walks up to chat a up cute rockabilly girl. He is wearing the Satan’s All Star Heavy Zipper Hoodie in black from Asphalt Anarchist. Featuring a bold pentagram emblem team emblem, 666 ball image, pentagrams down the sleeves. Think baseball team from hell. AI-generated image.
Front view of the Satan’s All Star Heavy Zipper Hoodie in black from Asphalt Anarchist. Featuring a bold pentagram emblem team emblem, 666 ball image, pentagrams down the sleeves. Think baseball team from hell. AI-generated image.
Left side view of the Satan’s All Star Heavy Zipper Hoodie in black from Asphalt Anarchist. Featuring a bold pentagram emblem team emblem, 666 ball image, pentagrams down the sleeves. Think baseball team from hell. AI-generated image.
Right side view of the Satan’s All Star Heavy Zipper Hoodie in black from Asphalt Anarchist. Featuring a bold pentagram emblem team emblem, 666 ball image, pentagrams down the sleeves. Think baseball team from hell. AI-generated image.
Back & front view of the Satan’s All Star Heavy Zipper Hoodie in black from Asphalt Anarchist. Featuring a bold pentagram emblem team emblem, 666 ball image, pentagrams down the sleeves. Think baseball team from hell. AI-generated image.
Back & front view of the Satan’s All Star Heavy Zipper Hoodie in navy from Asphalt Anarchist. Featuring a bold pentagram emblem team emblem, 666 ball image, pentagrams down the sleeves. Think baseball team from hell. AI-generated image.
Back & front view of the Satan’s All Star Heavy Zipper Hoodie in dark heather gray from Asphalt Anarchist. Featuring a bold pentagram emblem team emblem, 666 ball image, pentagrams down the sleeves. Think baseball team from hell. AI-generated image.
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From the dugouts of damnation comes the only hoodie worthy of Hell’s MVP.

Forget Little League—this is Hell League. The Satan’s All Star Heavy Zipper Hoodie from Asphalt Anarchist is what happens when Beelzebub drafts a roster and opens a merch booth. This heavyweight zip-up isn’t just gear—it’s a uniform for the damned. Built for cold nights, back alley rituals, and parking lot showdowns. 

-🏁 Original Asphalt Anarchist artwork—Straight from the Devil’s dugout

-💀 Full-back “Satan's All Star” design—Designed for Hell’s home team 

-😈 Front chest “Satan's All Star” detail—Like varsity lettering for the damned 

-⚾ Sleeves "Pentagram" detail—The only team logo that doubles as a warning

-⚙️ Heavy Blend Zipper Hoodie 50/50 cotton-poly ultra-soft fleece—Feels like a hug from Hell’s equipment manager

-🔥 Steel-toothed zip. Clean strings. Deep pockets—Like the hoodies we grew up in—if we grew up in a cult

From the sandlot to the underworld—play dirty, stay warm.

Asphalt Anarchist Clothing Co.

OLD SKOOL HOT ROD APPAREL

Crafted chaos. No conveyor belt.

Every Asphalt Anarchist piece is made just for you the moment you drop the hammer on that order. No warehouses, no deadstock—just fresh-pressed rebellion built one badass tee at a time.

Yeah, it might take a little longer to ride your way, but that’s the price of doing it right, not mass-produced. Thanks for keepin’ it raw, real, and responsibly reckless.

SIZE  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 38 - 41 33 ½
M 28 42 - 45 34 ½
L 29 46 - 49 35 ½
XL 30 50 - 53 36 ½
2XL 31 54 - 57 37 ½
3XL 32 58 - 61 38 ½
4XL 33 62 - 65 39 ½
5XL 34 66 - 69 40 ½