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Not buried. Not broken. Not buying your nonsense.
You're still flipping off authority and flipping through vinyl—built for every misfit who never turned the volume down or played it safe. You survived dial-up, leaded gas, and the golden age of sarcasm and you’re Not Dead Yet—and neither is this hoodie.
- 🏁Original Asphalt Anarchist Artwork—Sarcasm included—no extra charge
-💀 Full-back "Not Dead Yet" design—From the generation that never shut up
-🔥 Front chest “Not Dead Head” detail—Raised on rebellion, not retirement plans
-⚙️ 50/50 fleece blend—Comfort for crusty souls who still run hot
-💥 Tough metal zip. Matched drawcords. Kangaroo pockets primed for havoc—made for renegades, not sightseeing
This isn’t nostalgia—it’s a notice. You’re still kicking, and they’re still catching up.
Asphalt Anarchist Clothing Co.
OLD SKOOL HOT ROD APPAREL
Crafted chaos. No conveyor belt.
Every Asphalt Anarchist piece is made just for you the moment you drop the hammer on that order. No warehouses, no deadstock—just fresh-pressed rebellion built one badass tee at a time.
Yeah, it might take a little longer to ride your way, but that’s the price of doing it right, not mass-produced. Thanks for keepin’ it raw, real, and responsibly reckless.
| SIZE | LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S | 27 | 38 - 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 - 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 - 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 - 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 - 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 - 61 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 62 - 65 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 66 - 69 | 40 ½ |
